Merry X-mas Ann!!

Dear Ann!! (any anyone else who wanders in for a peak)

*runs and hides* I am SOOOOO sorry it's so bad, but i suck at poems and for SOME reason i thought i'd try one...

*sigh* well here goes...

THE GOAT!

The town was a mess as Ann sped down the street
Air filled with the pounding of her own two feet.
And as she ran, out behind flapped her coat
as she raced on towards the giant rampant goat.

He towered over buildings, crushing them with ease
then stomped into town, causing Ann Marie to freeze.
The great stomping goat was destroying all in his path
As people fled streaming, away from his wrath

"Oh No", thought Ann Marie, running on some more
as the fluffy great goat bleated out a roar.
He's making a right good mess, causing people to shout
But Ann Marie just smiled and pulled her lasso out.

She flicked it into the air and spun it around
whilst the giant goat's feet stomped great holes in the ground
She threw the lasso, as all around people fled
And the rope caught the goat's horn as he threw back his head.

Ann Marie then went flying, straight through the air
her eyes widened suddenly as the wind tossed her hair
The giant goat reared backwards, tossing poor Ann onto his back
But she waisted no time in pulling out what looked like a snack

A closer look showed that it was a handy shrinking bun
That'd return the huge goat to the size he'd been before this mess'd begun.
Conveniently, the goat opened its mouth to let out a roar
And Ann pulled her arm back before letting the bun soar.

Her aim had been true, and it landed in his huge gob
The giant goat just stopped as Ann had done her job.
With a giant bleat of loss the giant goat began to shrink
And suddenly it had returned to normal before Ann could blink.

Ann scooped up the naughty goat, now receiving quite a few glares
and walked away quickly, dreading the upcoming repairs.
The street was a mess; buildings ripped in half
But the goat seamed to smile and just bleat out a laugh.

...and so concludes this...tale :P Merry Xmas!!!!!

Love rachel xx